Born: November 25, 1983 (1983-11-25) (age 25) Vallejo, California Occupation Professional/ Competitive Eater with Major League Eating Spouse(s) none Children none Parents Merlin and Alicia Chestnut

For those that are new to bo hogan consultants.....where the hell have you been??  One absolute essential to living the bo hogan lifestyle is to have an affinity and an affliction, not unlike the super skin tight UFC/MMA shirts, for gambling of any kind.  There is no feeling in the world like putting some heavy timber on some sporting event, a roll of the dice, a flip of the coin or a waitresses age.  The adrenaline rush is like no other and in an instant a Kenny Rogers, type high is achieved.  We at bo hogan consulting do not advocate however, out of control novice gambling where you are wagering your mortgage payment on whether or not the monkey on orangatang island eats his poop (Ed. Note: Sam Rothstein once made such a wager!) Leave that style of betting to the professionals.  At the same time, there is nothing wrong with a friendly wager from time to time.  And if you join any perfectly legal off-shore, only pay with your secret credit card but make sure you've been to Jamaica in the last three years gaming parlor, you should go to the prop bet section where you literally can bet on anything.  There is nothing like placing a dime on who will get kicked off the bachelor.  The beauty of it is, you turn that mundane, over hyped, overtly ridiculous program into can't miss TV where you are screening family members phone calls because the rose ceremony is after the commercial break.  (Ed. Note:  Sorry Mom:(  ) 

As always, there is a topic coming here but I thought I'd set it up because this too soon will be a weekly post just like our T-Mobile spot.  We want to give you a can't miss bet a.k.a a stone cold hammer lock of the week.  This will guarantee to net you big money with one click of the mouse.  If your gaming site doesn't have this bet on their sheets then call up your ex-wife, ex-girlfriend or somebody you want to see lose large sums of money and offer them the bet.  You will be on your way to glory and sacks full of money.  So without further a do.....drum roll please.......uh......drum roll please............HEY D*CK HEAD........drum rolll......thank you!  Here is the Sam Rothstein Jr. Approved Lock of the Week!

BET: In the 2009 Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest take Joey "Jaws" Chestnut to win -120.
Angle: The money line (-120) is driven by simple supply and demand.  The more people bet on a guy, the worse odds you get.  Chestnut is at -120 and Kobayashi is at -110.  This means to win $100 on Chestnut you have to bet $120.  I think that is a steal.  I know Kobayashi is the man who brought Hot Dog Eating to ESPN but the reality is he has a lingering small intestine issue according to his personal private medical records for which I gave my friend Dr. Grimes $50 for full access to.  Also, Joey Chestnut looks like he could eat mini-horse, from Rob and Big fame, in one sitting while method acting the role of Remi from Apocalypse now.  Lastly, for those that are astute gamblers you know that the only people who actually are betting on Nathans Hot Dog eating contest are casual observers who think it would be funny to bet on it.  So they click on the odds and they see Kobayashi's name and think, I've seen that little Asian guy and he can put down some dogs.  They then throw their nickle on him.  Don't fall for the bait.  Bet on Chestnut to win, and if you are a real gambler like myself, take the over on the total # of hot dogs he'll eat which is probably 60 or so.  The man is hungry.

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