Keeping our single goal and focus in mind, we at Bo Hogan Lifestyle Consultants feel obliged to warn you off a disturbing social networking trend that potentially could single handedly ruin all the momentum you've built and accolades you've received for living a bo hogan approved lifestyle. Similar to wearing a blue tooth in a crowded, dimly lit happy hour spot, this trend should not be followed. Quite frankly, and I hope you don't mind if we're frank, here are the top 10 reasons why twitter is gay (Ed. note: Once again we feel compelled to make the statement that we in no way are ailienating or bashing the gay and lesbian community. This is our attempt at humor. Sometimes our humor is gay!)
10) If I want to know what someone is up to, I’ll wait outside their house like a normal person.
9) I couldn’t possibly care less what’s on Ashton Kutchers simple mind at any given moment. That guy is gay (see picture above for proof)
8) Updates are called “tweets”. I think they should be called “gays”
7) Users who subscribe to someone’s updates are called “followers”. This is very cult like, and cults are gay
6) Twitter is the 3rd most used social networking site behind facebook and myspace. Only comedians and bands still use myspace, and it’s ahead of you, twitter. Gay.
5) Israel once held a worldwide press conference via twitter. I think everyone knows that Israel is gay… and therefore so is twitter.
4) As of April 2009, the person with the most followers on twitter was a British comedian named Stephen Fry. Who the fuck is Stephen Fry?
3) As of Today, the person with the most followers is Ashton Kutcher who was first to reach the one million follower mark. See # 9.
2) It's complete and utter vanity for people to think that anyone is interested in "what they are doing" every second of the day. Vanity has homo sexual tendencies.
1) Because you’re on twitter, and you’re gay.
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Stephen Fry is a british comedian who also happens to be homosexual.
Twitter is indeed Gay.
your reasons dont make sense.
but twitter is gay, just fucking bullshit from pathetic kids
you're a fkin homophobe
This is immature. Your so called "arguments" are immature and make no sense. Everyone's got different ideas and not everyone's going to like what YOU do and you can't force on everybody else what YOU like. If someone likes Twitter that doesn't mean that person is gay. Get a brain. Also, calling something/someone gay isn't offensive. But if you wanna call me gay, i don't mind. Do it, in the end.. it's not an offense to me. Have fun trying to make me give a fuck, because no fuck was given. Try again.
You are gay
