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I want to say up front that there is no more annoying sports team in the entire world then Duke Blue Devil basketball. So it was not to my surprise when I went to my source for "unusual sports stats" that I found the following results.  They have overwhelming leads in the following college basketball categories:
1.) Most unnecessary floor slaps feigning aggressive unwilling to bend defense followed by a chicken shit flop to draw an offensive foul.
2.) Most tears immediately following a game ending buzzer.
3.) Most elongated man hugs following important wins.
4.) Most initiated cheap shots in order to induce retaliation and then a grammy worthy reaction to draw technical and intentional fouls on opponents.
5.) Most assistant coaches
6.) Most assistant coaches who incite the crowd with arm waving and over exaggerated emotional outburst.
7.) Most white guys with terrible hair cuts.
8.) Most blatant pushes in the back while garnering rebounds
9.) Most incredulous reactions to obvious foul calls.
10.) Most unnecessary huddles held outside of time out situations
 
 
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Keeping our single goal and focus in mind, we at Bo Hogan Lifestyle Consultants feel obliged to warn you off a disturbing social networking trend that potentially could single handedly ruin all the momentum you've built and accolades you've received for living a bo hogan approved lifestyle.  Similar to wearing a blue tooth in a crowded, dimly lit happy hour spot, this trend should not be followed.  Quite frankly, and I hope you don't mind if we're frank, here are the top 10 reasons why twitter is gay (Ed. note:  Once again we feel compelled to make the statement that we in no way are ailienating or bashing the gay and lesbian community.  This is our attempt at humor.  Sometimes our humor is gay!)

10) If I want to know what someone is up to, I’ll wait outside their house like a normal person.
9) I couldn’t possibly care less what’s on Ashton Kutchers simple mind at any given moment.  That guy is gay (see picture above for proof)
8) Updates are called “tweets”.  I think they should be called “gays”
7) Users who subscribe to someone’s updates are called “followers”.  This is very cult like, and cults are gay
6) Twitter is the 3rd most used social networking site behind facebook and myspace.  Only comedians and bands still use myspace, and it’s ahead of you, twitter.  Gay.
5) Israel once held a worldwide press conference via twitter.  I think everyone knows that Israel is gay… and therefore so is twitter.
4) As of April 2009, the person with the most followers on twitter was a British comedian named Stephen Fry.  Who the fuck is Stephen Fry?
3) As of Today, the person with the most followers is Ashton Kutcher who was first to reach the one million follower mark.  See # 9.
2) It's complete and utter vanity for people to think that anyone is interested in "what they are doing" every second of the day.  Vanity has homo sexual tendencies.
1) Because you’re on twitter, and you’re gay.

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